DIRTY AMIGO
Giddy up to the dirty taste
Zorro on his horse gallops towards a saloon in a deserted landscape – Mexican music played in background.
He enters the saloon and dirty men are drinking. Women are pole-dancing.
The music stops. Everybody is fixed on him.
An attractive Mexican lady walks up to him and starts stroking him on the face.
Lady: What brings you here darling? Is that the flavour of its appeal or the desire of a quick fix?
Zorro: You know my dear, what brings me here.
A bunch of bad guys enters the saloon (Spanish is spoken for effect)
One the men who carries a suitcase guffaws at Zorro.
Bad guy: Ha, give me your pesos, hombre, if you want it now.
Lady: Please, do what he tells you.
Music comes on for dramatic effect.
Zorro: I am not who you think - He whips out his rapier and undresses the bad boys. They are wearing only their underwear. A suitcase falls open on the floor.
Zorro grabs the suitcase where the Pot Noodle are laid out in it and removes his mask.
The audience realises that Zorro is a very attractive lady
Scene 3: The lady is galloping off on her horse with a Pot Noodle.
Ends.
POSTER
GIDDY UP TO THE DIRTY TASTE
Dirty Amigo
( * the words of POT NOODLE would be written in green and written as many times as to fill up the shape of a cactus. )
POSTER
GIDDY UP TO THE DIRTY TASTE
Dirty Amigo
( * the words of POT NOODLE would be written in green and written as many times as to fill up the shape of a cactus. )
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